Television Guide (Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life)

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Detective Slide

Episode	Script
Episode 1 Thief Rupan	People call me 'Detective Slide'. Today, I've finally cornered the Mysterious Thief, Rupan, whom I've been chasing for years. Slide: "Rupan! We've got the building totally surrounded! Give yourself up!" Rupan: "So you think you've got the place totally covered, eh? You've still got a lot to learn pal. Watch this!" I had cornered Rupan at the top of the building... But, he flew away using a hang glider. Slide: "Darn it! How did he...!? I have to let things slide again...?" Just as I was giving up, it seemed that fate was on my side today! Suddenly a strong gust of wind blew upwards! Rupan: "Ahhh, dang!!" The wind of justice snapped the glider in half and dropped Rupan in front of me. Slide: "Ha ha ha! So much for your amazing escape!" Rupan: "I can't believe I'm getting caught by someone as dumb as him... I'm so unlucky!" So, after much trouble, I was finally able to capture Rupan.
Episode 2 Weapon in a Locked Room - Part I	People call me 'Detective Slide'. Today, I went skiing on my day off. I ended up being snowed in during a blizzard. On top of that, I got roped into a murder mystery! Slide: "But, at the time of the incident, everyone was eating dinner... And the victim was stabbed in the back, so that rules out the idea of suicide. Which brings me back to my original question. Where did the murder weapon go?" Everyone says they were at dinner, but people came and went all night. They went to the bathroom, they went to take medicine, answer the phone, etc... Each time they had a brief moment, they could have made their move! Slide: "Everyone here seems innocent. Looks like I have no choice but to let things slide...?" At that time I had began to think that the killer had escaped into the snowy mountains. Staff: "Um, we've found the weapon!"
Episode 3 Weapon in a Locked Room - Part II	A murder mystery in the snowy mountains of Pension. Everyone had a vague alibi, and suddenly the missing weapon was found. The staff member held a knife soaked in blood. Slide: "Where did you get this?" Staff: "From Mr. A's room..." All 9 people there turned to look at Mr. A. Mr. A: "I-it's not me! I've got a rock solid alibi, and I know that B has the key to the room!" Mr. B: "W-what are you saying! My alibi is perfect, and on top of that the key was stolen from me! C's alibi is pretty weak! I know she was dumped by the victim recently!" Ms. C: "Hey, I really had to go to the restroom! If you're looking for who stole the key, it was Mr. D! I saw him when I was going to the restroom!" Mr. D: "M-me!? No way! Sure I stole the key to steal money, but E knocked me out and took the key from me!" Mr. E: "No! Sure I hit him, but..." Mr. F: "Enough! I can't take it anymore!!" Everyone became silent when F cried out. Mr. F: "I picked up the key and killed him! There you got me!!" Slide: "Um, what about an alibi and the knife?" Mr. F: "After using the knife I hid it in A's room. I did it during the time I was out answering my cell phone." Slide: "I see...now that you mention it, you can't get a cell signal in a blizzard on a mountain, can you?" The blizzard was weakening. So, that's how I spent my day off, but justice once again prevailed.
Final Episode Thief Rupan Again	People call me 'Detective Slide'. I had heard that the Mysterious Thief Rupan, had escaped. So, today I've come to his rumored hideout to bring him to justice once and for all. Slide: "Is he really here?" Rupan: "Ack! It's you!!" Peeking into the window, I came eye to eye with him!! Slide: "Rupan! I won't let you get away this time!" Rupan: "So long, sucker!" He smashed through the window in his car. Slide: "Whoah! Watch it!!" Rupan: "Catch me if you can, loser!!" Once again the chase was on. I flew to my own car, but Rupan was long gone. Slide: "I guess that's it..." Just as I thought I had to let things slide again, his car came into view. Slide: "What happened to you?" Rupan: "W-when I flew out the window, The glass punctured my tires and..." So, once again I brought Rupan to justice. This time for good!

Nikki's Love

Episode	Script
Episode 1 Sudden Meeting	"Ahhh! I'm laaaaate!" Once again I'm dashing off to my school while gobbling down my breakfast. BOOM! ☆♂★♀ "Watch where the heck you're going!" I couldn't help yelling at someone whom I accidentally crashed into. "Hey! You crashed into me." "Say what? You were the one who was just standing there in a daze." I had to take a look at the guy's face talking back to me. Then I found out that he was soooo cool! Even better it turns out that he was from my school too! "Who are you?!" "Me? I'm... Sujio Honekawa. Suji for short."
Episode 2 Transfer Student	I ran into a boy one morning named Sujio Honekawa. Suji was a transfer student that joined my class. He had only just shown up a week earlier and already had his own little fan club. "Yo, Nikki, lemme borrow your book." "Why do I have to let you borrow it?" "Ahh, you're not gonna use it anyway." He said while dangling the book right in front of me. I felt the all too familiar gaze of the girls in my class. "By the way, wanna walk home with me after school?" "Wha...!?" I heard my voice ring out in class. My heart raced. "W-why!?" "It'll be fine, just come on...OK?"
Episode 3 My Racing Heart	The incredibly popular transfer student, Suji, invited me to go for a walk. We ended up at a livehouse. "Is it okay to be here dressed like this?" "Come on. Come on. All the way in." Suddenly I found myself commanded inside. The place looked like a dressing room of a theater. "Are you...in a band!?" Inside was a fat drummer, a geeky looking bassist, a cute female keyboarder and... Suji was the guitarist. "I want you to be our vocalist." "Whaaa!? M-me!?"
Final Episode Major Debut Time	I followed this popular transfer student, Suji, to some kind of livehouse. Turns out he wanted me to be a vocalist for his band. "Yeah, I thought you'd be great the minute I met you. This girl's mouth is pretty rude, but her voice is huge... With a voice like yours as our vocalist, we could be a big hit! Our dream could come true!" He said to me so passionately... "But...I..." "Please, I beg you!" "But I'm a terrible singer, and I barely passed music class..." "What?" The air froze over. "Well, okay... Can you sing just a little for us?" "Ah, okay... Just a little, though." ...10 minutes later, I found myself standing outside. Chaos broke out inside the clubhouse. There was shouting amongst the others. "No freaking way!" "Don't pick out just anyone!" "You didn't know she was that bad?!" ...And just like that, my summer crush ended in a week.

Star Trip

Episode	Script
Episode 1 Giant's Star	Star Date 387694286115... Our ship, The USS Secondprize, has reached a new planet to explore. Crewman A: "What the heck is this place!?" Crewman B: "Everything is huge! It's like one of those Planet of the Giants..." Villager A: "Who's there? I say who's there?" Villager B: "Huh? I've never seen Harvest Sprites like that before." Villager C: "But, who are they? There are no other Harvest Sprites except for us here." Crewman A: "Harv... spri...? I don't know what's going on here, but they speak, and they are about the same size as we are. Alright, let's make contact...!" Crewman B: "Waah! It's HUGE! A giant monster! It's coming after us!! Waaaaah!!" Dog: "Arf arf♪" Crewman A: "This place is too dangerous for us! We've no choice! Fall back to the ship! Retreat!!" ...So we returned to the ship and then obliterated the planet completely, and continued on our epic voyage.
Episode 2 Space Grave	Star Date 387694286118... The Secondprize's engines suddenly failed. Captain Smirk: "What happened?" Crewman A: "Aye, sir. It seems the engine just stopped running..." Captain Smirk: "It can't be... Could we end up in the Space Graveyard?" Crewman B: "Captain! Trouble! Our food supply is gone! Gone!!" Captain Smirk: "W-what!?" Crewman A: "Captain, for the time being, I'm off to the engine room to investigate." ...... Crewman B: "Captain! Some 'THING' is wedged in between the engine!" Small Nasty Thing: "No more food...?" Captain Smirk: "What the!? I...is it human?" Small Nasty Thing: "No more food, I wanna go home." Crewman A: "Where did it come from? Could it have been the planet from before...?" Captain Smirk: "Get it the heck out of here!" And so, we barely escaped the terror of the Space Graveyard and continued on our epic voyage.
Episode 3 The Plants	Star Date 387694286123... Our ship has once again landed on an unknown planet. Crewman A: "What is this thing?" Crewman B: "It seems to be an insect eating plant. No, wait... It can't possibly... It can speak!?" Creepy Plant: "Yo, my man! I am one hungry plant. Do ya got any food you can spare?" Crewman A: "It...it's going to eat us..." Creepy Plant: "Must eat. Must eat..." Crewman B: "You dang plant! Think you're gonna eat us, do ya!?" Creepy Plant: "Eat... you? Don't be stupid. Why would I want to eat such yucky tasting things like you? I'm a vegetarian you know?" Crewman A: "A vegetarian...plant that eats...other... plants!?" Creepy Plant: "Not only that, but I'm also really picky about what I eat. Not just anything'll do." Crewman B: "That's it. We're done with this one. Beam us up, Biscotti." So we returned to the ship and then obliterated the planet completely, and continued on our epic voyage.
Final Episode The End of Our Voyage	Star Date 387684286138... At last the USS Secondprize has reached it's destination. The farthest reaches of space. Crewman A: "So this is the End of the Universe...?" Crewman B: "Hmm... I think so...I'm kind of emotional right now..." Villager A: "Who's there? I say who's there?" Villager B: "Oh, look. It's the Harvest Sprites from last time. They came back." Villager C: "But, who are they? We're the only Harvest Sprites in this village." Crewman A: "It... it can't be..." Crewman B: "These are the guys from the last time we were... That means...?" Crewman A: "We've been..." Crewman B: "Going around in circles!?" Crewman A: "Don't be stupid! Our ship has the latest nav-computer equipped..." Nasty Little Thing: "This ain't food. Take it back." Crewman B: "Oh! It's that thing that was on our ship before... Did it just say 'take it back'? Isn't that the nav-computer!?" Dog: "Arf arf♪" Crewman A: "That's it. I've had enough! We're leaving." So, after traveling to many places and encountering new life forms, our epic voyage has come to an end.

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