Witchie (Story of Seasons: Trio of Towns)

Witchie
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Japanese Name:	魔女ちゃま (Majo-chama)
Birthday:	Winter 8
Town:	Lulukoko
Residence:	The Ruins
Family:	None
Favorite Gift:

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Everyday Dialogue

• Note: All spelling errors are made in game, not by the compiler.

Full dialogue is found in the collapsible table below.

	Portrait	Line
(1)		The house I live in was built by my ancestors. They built it a really, REALLY long time ago, so there are some spots that could use some fixing, but I like it.
(1)		I mean, look at this place. Doesn't it seem like the kind of place a witch would live?
(2)		How old am I? Geez, you mortals. What does age really matter?
(3)		<Player>, are you bored? I bet you are. Come play with me! Ooh! We could play tag! I'll summon a demon to be "it." You run around as hard as you can and try not to get tagged. If it gets you, you'll probably be eaten. But don't worry! I'll pick up your remains for you.
(3)		What? You want to play NORMAL tag? But that game is so boring! It needs some extra thrills to make it more exciting.
(4)		One day, I'm going to be the greatest Witch of all time. But to do that, there's someone I've gotta beat first. My aunt. She's mean, clever, tricky, and despicable, but there's no denying she's a super-powerful Witch. Everyone still says she's the greatest Witch ever, but someday I'm gonna beat her and steal that spotlight for myself!
(5)		Farm work seems really hard. You have to get up early in the morning and take care of all kinds of things. I could never do that.
(6)		You again? Don't you have any hobbies? Hm? What are my hobbies? I guess you could say my hobbies are experimenting with magic and collecting froggies.
(7)		My favorite color? Black. Duh. All Witches love black.
(8)		My aunt found out I said bad things about her. When I woke up this morning, I was wrapped up like a burrito in my blankets and hung from the ceiling of my room! I know it was her because she left me a message saying that was punishment for saying bad things when she wasn't around.
(8)		How does she find these things out?! Someday, I'm gonna pay her back for that!
(9)		I have mountains of good points and absolutely no shortcomings. I am the perfect Witch.
(9)		Hey! Why are you giving me that funny look?! I'm just spittin' truth!
(10)		<Player>, are you bored? I know you are! Then come play with me. Right now! This time we can play kick the can. I'll use my magic to summon a mountain of cans. Then I'll sling them all at you real fast! Your goal is to run around and try not to get hit. Don't worry! I won't sling them so hard that you'll die if you get hit. You'll only break a bone...or three!
(10)		What, that's not "kick" the can? Pff! Details, shmetails. If you insist, I'll call it "sling the can" instead. There. Start runnin'!
(11)		Despite what you'd think, out of all of us, Inari's the one who gets the scariest when mad. Huh? Why do I think that? Because I made Inari really mad once.
(11)		It was really, REALLY scary. I'm never going to make that mistake again. EVER.
(12)		...*SIGH*... Why do spicy foods have to exist? I don't see any point to them. They should all just go away. When I become the greatest Witch ever, the first thing I'm going to do is erase all spicy foods from existence!
(13)		Ugh! She's hopeless! Totally, completely hopeless! I'm talking about Dessie. She's been my lackey for a long, long, loooong time now. But still, all she does is mess up! Huh? What'd she do this time? Well, uh...
(13)		She messed up. Badly. So badly, I don't think I can say how. Just thinking about it makes me shiver. Really, how could she do that?
(14)		Inari and Dessie are a lot alike. They're both softies that aren't very bright. As the only mature, responsible one surrounded by a pair of airheads, I really have my work cut out for me.
(14)		What's with that look? Is there something you wanna say to me?!
(15)		Peaches are the best. They're sweet and tasty and yummy and can even be used in medicine! There's nothing bad about them!
(16)		The one who teaches me all my magic is my mother. She's so famous, there isn't a Witch who doesn't know her name. Mother's such an amazing Witch that there's nothing at all she can't do.
(17)		I wonder how Mother is doing...
(17)		EEEEK! How long have you been standing there?! Don't eavesdrop on people! It's rude! Besides, I-I'm not lonely or anything. I was just, uh...just thinking about her, that's all. ... Hey! Stop ruffling my hair!
(17)		Don't treat me like a child. I'm gonna be the greatest Witch who ever lived someday. I don't need to be coddled! Why are you smiling at me like that? Stop it. Ugh, being around you really throws me off sometimes.
(18)		A Witch's power grows stronger and stronger the later at night it gets.
(18)		But by the time it gets really late, it's time to go to bed, so all that extra power is kinda useless.
(19)		There's a rumor going around Westown saying the deity living in their spring is a "gorgeous, elegant woman."
(19)		Ha ha ha! Dessie, "elegant?" Boy, you sure can't trust rumors, can you?
(20)		I went looking around to see if I could hear what kind of rumors are being said about me. There were a few, but one of them said-- "A short, black gremlin is living inside of the Ruins."
(20)		Who started that rumor?! It's totally different from that one people say about Dessie! A "short, black gremlin?" ME?! That's rude! I'm no gremlin, I'm a grand, powerful Witch! <Player>, get out there and fix that rumor into something better. Get moving! Go! Go! Go!
(21)		Not long ago, some kid came up to my house and tried to scribble graffiti on it! Can you believe that? So I punished him. I'd only barely started when he yelled "I'm being cursed!" and ran away. Sheesh.
(22)		I only moved to this town because Dessie cried and begged me to. We've known each other for a long time. We used to be neighbors in another town. But then she moved here, and every time I saw her...
(22)		She'd be like, "I'm so lonely!" and "I don't think I'll do okay by myself!" She'd fidget and cry and snivel and...and ugh!
(22)		Looking at her being so pathetic drove me nuts! So I decided I'd move here too, just to get her to stop. I guess I must have some kind of soft spot for her when she cries. I've got no idea why.
(23)		Ooh, I have the best new spell I want to practice.
(23)		Oh. <Player>. Your timing's perfect. Go and get me that--
(23)		Hey! Don't you think it's rude to start shaking your head before I even finish my sentence? Ugh! Forget you. I'll do it myself!
(24)		Huh? What's my name? Don't tell me you can't remember. Did you get a blow to the head or something? Oh, my real name? If I told you that, I'd have to make you my slave for the rest of your natural life. Are you prepared to do that? If not, then don't ask a Witch to tell you her name!
(25)		For the first time in forever, I actually messed up a spell. ...*sigh*... I guess I still have a lot to learn.
(26)		Aren't froggies cute? I think they're the best. I even have froggie plushies.
(27)		Hm? My family? I have relatives that live in a place far, far away. I haven't seen them in years, though. I could probably go see them if I flew by broom, but I told myself I wasn't going to go back until I was the greatest Witch ever.
(27)		It wouldn't be impressive enough if I went back sooner, don'tcha think?
(28)		Hm? Can you learn how to use magic, too? No. Mortals can't use magic. Only Witches or deities or other special beings can. Do you bear the blood of Witches or deities? No? Then no matter how hard you try, you can't use magic. Give it a rest.
(29)		Come to think of it, I checked out your farm the other day. Why? Wh-What does that matter? It was...on a whim! I did it just 'cause!
(29)		I've seen all kinds of farms before, but, boy, yours was unique. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
(30)		You know those two priestess twins, right? I think one of them, the one that looks half asleep all the time, might be able to see me. At least, sometimes it feels like our eyes meet. It's weird. Maybe I'm just imagining it.
(31)		The other day, those twin priestess girls did a song and dance outside my house.
(31)		They were really fun to watch. I wonder if they'll come do that for me again sometime.

Greetings

Time	Type	Portrait	Line
Morning	First Greeting of the Day		Morning, <Player>. You sure are awake early today. How can you have that much energy at this hour?
Morning	Regular Greeting (1)		*YAAAWN* Nnn, so sleepy. Witches aren't morning people.
Afternoon	Regular Greeting (1)		Oh. <Player>. I thought I heard someone making a racket outside. So it was you.
Afternoon	Regular Greeting (1)		If you have that much energy, surely you won't mind letting me experiment with a few spells on you. Right?
Afternoon	Regular Greeting (2)		You came all the way here just to pay your respects to me on the day? Good for you. I'll even give you a compliment!
Evening	Regular Greeting (1)		What? Am I ready for the day to be over? What are you talking about? This is when a witch's day has just begun!
Evening	Regular Greeting (2)		Good evening, <Player>. You're a little late to pay your respects to me today. Hmph!

Gift Related

Event	Portrait	Line
Favorite Gift		<Item Name>! I was just wanting to have some, too! This is my most favorite ever. You did very well, bringing this to me now. I'll even compliment you. Well done.
Loved Gift		<Item Name>! Good job, <Player>. I really like these.
Liked Gift		<Item Name>? You have better taste than I gave you credit for. I will happily accept your tithe.
Neutral Gift		<Item Name>? Hm. Not great, but not bad, either. I guess I will accept your tithe.
Disliked Gift		What? <Item Name>? You have worse taste than I thought. Oh, well. I'll be generous and accept it this once.
Hated Gift		Geh! <Item Name>. I didn't ask for anything like this! Take it back! W-Well, if you insist like that, I guess I'll take it this once.
Worst Gift		Bleh! <Item Name>?! I hate this more than anything! Oh, well. I, uh, I'm a very mature and generous Witch, so this once, I will accept your subpar tithe. But if you don't shape up and bring me better things, I'll turn you into a froggie!
Favorite Birthday Gift		Ooh! <Item Name>! You picked an excellent tithe today, <Player>. Hm? My birthday present?
Favorite Birthday Gift		O-Oh. Really? You got me my favoritest thing ever for my birthday? Um, th-thank you.
Favorite Birthday Gift		Hey! Don't give me that look. Even I will say thank you when I get really nice presents like this!
Loved Birthday Gift		A birthday present for me? Yay! I love these. You did a very well, <Player>. You're a good lackey.
Liked Birthday Gift		A birthday present for me? Hunh. <Item Name>. You have better taste than I gave you credit for.
Neutral Birthday Gift		A birthday present for me? Hunh. <Item Name>. Not bad, I guess.
Disliked Birthday Gift		What? <Item Name>? For my birthday? Oh, well. I guess I'll be generous and accept it this once.
Hated Birthday Gift		<Item Name>? You know today is my birthday, right? Bring a better present next time!
Worst Birthday Gift		If you knew that today is my birthday and you deliberately brought me <Item Name>... Then I will have no choice but to turn you into a froggie right on the spot. ...What? You didn't mean to be mean? Really. Hmph! Well, I guess I'll be extra mature and generous and forgive you this once. You'd better be grateful, too!

Family Related

Event	Portrait	Line
Lynn Visits		I saw your sister today. At least, I'm almost certain that's who it was. She looks like you.
Marlena Visits		I saw your mother today. She looks just as soft-hearted and unconditionally nice. Like you. Well, I guess it'd be more correct to say that you look just as soft-hearted and unconditionally nice as she does.
Player Dating (1)		Is it true you have a lover now? Hmph! Upstart! Getting one of those before I do. And it's <Candidate>, too.
Player Dating (1)		Oh, well. Good for you, I guess. The two of you actually make a not-bad couple. Try not to get dumped too soon!
Player Dating Inari (2)		Is it true you have a lover now? Huh. I don't know who it is, but try not to get dumped too soon!
Player Engaged (1)		You two finally got engaged? It's about time! I've been thinking the two of you should just tie the knot and be done with it for a while now.
Player Engaged to Inari (2)		Is it true you got engaged? Tell me that sooner, why don't ya?! I was shocked when I heard the news.
Player Engaged to Inari (2)		Heh! You have that same dopey expression on your face that Inari always has. Stop it! You only just got engaged, right? It's way too soon for you to start looking like each other. ...Oh, well. At least you look happy. Congrats, <Player>.
Player Newlywed (1)		Well if it isn't the blissfully happy newlywed. You have such a big, dopey grin it's a wonder your face doesn't split in half. Ah well. I went to all the trouble of ringing the bell to bless you, so you had better be happy! Got it? Oh. Right. I have this for you. It's a wedding present, from me.
Player Newlywed (1)		Hey! What's that funny look for?! No, I didn't get you anything suspicious! It's a normal present! Just hurry up and take it.
Player Newlywed to Inari (2)		Congrats on your marriage, <Player>. You and Inari make a perfect couple. You're both naive and dopey, after all. I mean it. For a while now, I've been thinking you're the only one fit for Inari. Do your best to be happy. Got it?
Player Newlywed to Inari (2)		Oh. Right. I had this for you. It's a wedding present, from me.
Player Newlywed to Inari (2)		Gah! What's with all the tears? Just so you know, I didn't bother to get you anything so nice it's worth crying over.
Player Newlywed to Inari (2)		A-Anyway, just take it already!
After Player's Baby's Birth (1)		You had a child, right? The whole town is talking about it. ...Hunh. So you're a parent now? It still doesn't feel very real to me. You do look a teeny-tiny bit more mature...but that could just be my imagination.
After Player's Baby's Birth (2)		You had a child, right? The whole town is talking about it. ...Hunh. So you're a parent now?
After Player's Baby's Birth (2)		I guess you do look a teeny-tiny bit more mature...but that could just be my imagination.

Weather Related

Seasons

Spring
Weather	Portrait	Line
Sunny (1)		*YAAAWN* I'm sleepy. ...Hey! Take a hint! I said I'm sleepy, so go get a bed for me!
Sunny (2)		I don't hate sunny weather, I just like the rain and dampness way better.
Sunny (3)		It's only spring, but already it's hot. Isn't there anything somebody can do about that? Just thinking of summer is making me sweat.
Rain (1)		Ooh, I just love this weather! It's dank and it's dark and it's damp! Just perfect for witches!
Rain (2)		Rain, rain, stay the day! Rain, rain, never go away! Ah, dark and dank weather always puts me in such a good mood.
Rain (3)		Dessie asked me to teach her my rain-blocking spell. I was bored anyway, so I decided to be nice and show her. But not only did she mess it up, she messed it up so badly, she summoned a waterfall of rain right on top of ME! Ugh! How many times does she have to get it wrong before she gets it right? She's so bad at this!
Snow (1)		Brrr! I'm cold. <Player>, stop standing there like a scarecrow. Get me something warm1
Snow (1)		EEEEK! H-Hey! Don't give me a hug! I asked you to GET me something warm. This won't make me warm at all!
Snow (2)		Boy, snow sure does make things even colder. Brr! I hate having to go outside on days like this.
Summer
Weather	Portrait	Line
Sunny (1)		Ugh! Who said it was okay to be this hot out?! <Player>! Stop standing there like a stick. There. Fan me. More! C'mon, move those arms!
Sunny (2)		It's sunny out, but for some reason, this town feels lots more humid than mine does.
Sunny (3)		Ick. In weather this hot and sunny, my pearly white skin might burn. Maybe I'll cast a spell to make it rain all day.
Rain (1)		Now, then, where are all my froggies hiding? I'm going to go find a whole bunch!
Rain (2)		No matter how much it rains, I never get wet! I use my magic to make all the raindrops dodge me!
Rain (3)		At last. Rain. It's even cooled things down a little. Today is a perfect day.
Snow (1)		Brrr! I'm cold. <Player>, stop standing there like a scarecrow. Get me something warm1
Snow (1)		EEEEK! H-Hey! Don't give me a hug! I asked you to GET me something warm. This won't make me warm at all!
Snow (2)		Boy, snow sure does make things even colder. Brr! I hate having to go outside on days like this.
Fall
Weather	Portrait	Line
Sunny (1)		It's so dry out today. My throat is as parched as the desert. <Player>! Get me something to drink!
Sunny (2)		<Player>, don't you think a nice and sunny day like this is the perfect day to be my guinea pig for a new spell?
Sunny (3)		Did you know UV rays are actually stronger in fall than they are in summer? So it's easier to get sunburned now.
Sunny (3)		Well, easier for you mortals, anyway. I cast a spell to keep my pearly white skin perfectly pale and protected.
Rain (1)		What beautiful dark and dank weather. Today's the perfect day to practice my magic!
Rain (2)		Boy, today sure is rainy! Now hold still so I can use you as a guinea pig for-- Hey! Where are you going?!
Rain (3)		On a day this nice and rainy, something good just has to happen!
Snow (1)		Brrr! I'm cold. <Player>, stop standing there like a scarecrow. Get me something warm1
Snow (1)		EEEEK! H-Hey! Don't give me a hug! I asked you to GET me something warm. This won't make me warm at all!
Snow (2)		Boy, snow sure does make things even colder. Brr! I hate having to go outside on days like this.
Winter
Weather	Portrait	Line
Sunny (1)		At least it's a little less cold when the weather is clear like this. It's still COLD, but a little less.
Sunny (2)		Brrr! It's cold. Cold, cold, cold, COLD! Geez, <Player>! How many times must I say it before you take a hint? Get me something warm!
Sunny (3)		Winter is so much nicer and warmer here, isn't it? Personally, I rather like it here.
Rain (1)		What beautiful dark and dank weather. Today's the perfect day to practice my magic!
Rain (2)		Boy, today sure is rainy! Now hold still so I can use you as a guinea pig for-- Hey! Where are you going?!
Snow (1)		Brrr! I'm cold. <Player>, stop standing there like a scarecrow. Get me something warm1
Snow (1)		EEEEK! H-Hey! Don't give me a hug! I asked you to GET me something warm. This won't make me warm at all!
Snow (2)		I'm not going to find any new froggies when it's this cold out. They're all hibernating. Winter needs to end. Soon!

Storms

Weather	Portrait	Line
Typhoon (1)		Wow, <Player>. You sure have to be a doofus to go outside in weather like this!
Typhoon (1)		Huh? You'll go straight home? Wh-Wha?! N-No! Wait! It's, uh... It's dangerous! Yeah, that's it. Stay here for a while. At least until the worst is over, got it? And it's not because I'm scared of storms! I'm a Witch! We love this kind of--
Typhoon (1)		Eeeeek! Th-Thunder! A-Anyway, you stay right here, understood?!
Blizzard		It's snowing really hard out there. And you actually went out in that? Hmph. If you get hurt, don't come crying to me.

Moods

Mood	Portrait	Line
Best Condition (1)		<Player>! Perfect timing. I was just looking for a guinea pig for my next experiment! ...What? Not today?
Best Condition (1)		Oh, I guess. If you insist, I'll let you off easy. After all, I'm in a very magnanimous mood today!
Best Condition (2)		I'm in a great mood today! I feel like I can do anything!
Best Condition, Male Player (3)		Looking at your dopey smile has reminded me just how much better off I am. That's a compliment, of course.
Best Condition, Female Player (3)		Looking at your empty-headed mortal smile helped me remember how superior I am. That's a compliment, of course.
Tired (1)		*SIIIIGH* I really, really feel like giving you a good, hard pinch on those dumb, smiling cheeks of yours.
Tired (1)		Do you mind? You'd better not. You're not allowed to say no!
Tired (2)		What? I don't feel like talking to anyone today. Go bother someone else.
Worst Condition (1)		*SIGH* I feel tired, all of a sudden. You'd better not be sucking away all my energy!
Worst Condition (1)		You're smiling, and your eyes are glittering. That's exactly how my stupid aunt looks when she's casting a spell on me!

Animals

Animal	Portrait	Line
Siamese Cat (1)		You have a Siamese cat? Hunh. You have some decent taste in pets.
Siamese Cat (1)		With their cleverness and intelligent looks, they're one of the top five most popular familiars for witches.
Black Cat		I love all cats, but black cats are the ones I like the best. If a Witch is gonna have a familiar, a black cat is the way to go!
Long-haired Cat		Huh? This is a cat? Not just a poofy fluffball? When I think of cats, I think of something, well...sleeker. But I guess an extra fluffy cat isn't all that bad.
Peacock		That's one fancy bird. I can't say I dislike animals that aren't afraid to stand out. You could learn something from them.
Sifaka		Oh. Hi there, Sifaka. What, did you let this stupid mortal catch you? What a klutz!
Other		Yes? Do you need me to look at your animal friend?

Trivia

• Witchie also appears in Sunshine Islands and Story of Seasons.